Dad Jokes

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.